"Yes, zebras and horses are related. They are both mammals. And people? Are we mammals? Yes. Because....do we hatch from eggs? No. We hatch from bellies."
2.
Mom: Did you know there's no school next week and Grandma Lise is coming to visit us?
Ellis: YES! Stay home days! But will I go back to school?
Mom: Yes, you'll have one week of no school and then back to school after that.
Ellis: Aww, I wish no schools would exist.
Mom: Well, if there were no schools, what would you do all day? How would you learn things?
Ellis: Oh, well I guess we'd have to go get the activities from under the smashed down schools.